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This is a fairly simple game. you do what its says in the title. Just one thing to remember, try to make it crazy! I’ll start.
One day i was walking down the very strange street.ha
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then a poo fell on my head
It Waz desgusting!
I ate it
then i was sick.
And i ate that!
I spent the whole day off school to play on club penguin but there was a powercut (Lol sound familiar?)
The powercut was so big it wiped out the whole town!
our family only just escaped to texas.
where my dad got a job hearding cattle
one of them bit him. Ouch!
And the wound got all manky and infected
so we went to the doctor but he was evil and his name was Kimi07 (sound familiar lol)
RED OUT
Kimi advised him to stay in a warm bed, at gas mark 7!
but then when kimi was herding cows they tried to eat her
Actully I am a Him! (The name is Finish) Ok, time for the next sentance.
.
My dad didn’t want to go near tem after that! We moved to australia!
and he became a kangaroo herder
Evrything was fine after that, until a guy called
Frankinstine turned up.
and turned the kangaroos into demon kangaroos
Then they chased us away and we moved to sydney, on the south coast.
i met a guy named bazook and he was a vampire and treed to bite me!
He and his freind, the ghost of pavaroti chased me down the street.
i ran into a fairy who scared them away (with her ugly mole(no im not talking about a face mole))
But then Bazook bit her and she became an ugly fairy vampire
and she bit the mole who bit a cat and it kept going and i hadn a hole vampire army after me!
Not forgeting the ghost of Pavaroti, who was singing very out of tune!
i ran and ran and very oddly ended up in new hampshire and vermont
It was the greatest place I ever lived until I saw who else was living there…
the meat king who eats all the meat he can get
(why i said that im a vegatarien)
He was a canibal also and tried to eat me!
i ran away to a camp called cam takodah it was so peacful
Until a giant monster turned up and started destroying everything! I had to save it!
so i used my hidden super power and dewstroyed the monster
But it just broke up and turned into more monsters
picked up a rock and bonled em on the head
(btw im leaving tomarow for 3 weeks)
they all died and I was fine, until I was haunted by the ghost of pavaroti!
(Ok, where are u going?)
he sang so horrible i thout i died
(im going to camp)(today!)
But it was worse than that, I had become one of them, an undead!
(I am going on a cruise two weeks from now)
Then we had world domination,MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!
but some mosquito destroyed us
It turned out I was the only person left alvive in the world!!!
then i jumped off a tall building land died.
and we all livews happily ever after
THE end!
… are words I would love to be abel to use, but I was undead so I couldn’t die!
so i made a potion that went back and time and stopped myself from walking down that street
But first I needed to find the seven msysical ingredients. The first was…
a feather from an aged hoarse
thats easy an old pegasus
the 2nd was…..
penguin poo and the 3rd was
a gossamer hair from a mother of pearl
hmmmm well i gotta talk to pearls mom
the 4th was…….
a 1,000,000,000 dollar bill
the 5th was
the breath of a dragon green
the 6th was………..
The worlds largest diamond! The final one was…
harry potters wand
i had the hair the feather the poo and the bill but i need the breath the diomond and the wand
I tried to go for the wand, but I got common sense and realized that the wand was from a fictional story.
So I went for the one they used in the film instead.
I went to my house to watch the movie, rammed head first into the TV screen, and got the wand and my head stuck.
when i finaly got my head out and put in the potion (the wand not my head) the potion turned green wich ment i needed the nex ingredient.now to get the diomond
It was at the museam and I needed a plan to steal it!
i used a copy of the bill to get in then i made a copy of the diomond and took the real one now its time for breath of a green dragon
It was easy to find as it smelt so bad!
so i mixed them togethe rand went back in tim so i stopped myself from walking down street but i also made a time loop
Which was disasterous
so i aksed if i could go back and stop myself from going back but i couldnt or else id create a paradox!
Which would be even worse!
so i thout and thout WAT SHOULD I DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I decided to go home and have a cup of coffee!
everything was nice and dandy until…….
a dragon came and took my coffe
So I made another one!
then it cam and stole my couch AND my coffee AAAAAAH IM OUT OF COFFEE
So I drank tea instead and sat on the floor
but then i spilled the tea on my rug WHERES MY COFFEE
I decided to curl up and panic
I NEED COFFEE I NEED COFEE!AAAHAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!
Seen as I was the only person left alive on earth I could esily go out and get some and I wouldn’t even have to pay!
So I went to Starbucks and got mysef some good quality coffee and sat down at home and drank it all happy.
Suddenly I started to feel strange
hmmm i looked down at my coffee THERES NO SUGAR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH oh and theres also some poisen
then i woke up since it was just a dream!!!
i walked outside and rocks were taking over the world!
They had a very easy time as I was the only person left ( I only dremt about going to starbucks)
and I thought MAN I want a coffee now so a rock gave me his. Rocks are very nice these days!
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM…. Rock coffee
Then I died.
then i asked so is there a reason to take over the world if im the only one here?
Thyen i realised i couldn’t die and the rocks made the there leader
so my first command PARTY!!!!!! with lots o coffee
I now rulled the world but it wasnt much because I was the only person left alive, or so I thought…
(Ruthrose, how do you find my site?)
someone was spying on me but who….
( i first found it cause i searched a sertain thing and one of ur posts came up and then i saved the site)
…..(shines torch under face in dark room)WHO…..
I saw a difinetly human face. Looks like Im not the only person left alive anymore!
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It was someone with a cat. I had no idea what who he was… he petted the cat… then turned into… a cat just like the other one?
ok thats stupid
um… it was harry Potter!
no…
um it was an Andelite?
an Andelite-Controller?
now im doing Animorphs things again…um…
A YEERK!
no thats an alein
ok fine lets do Harry Potter
i need to think of something…hmmmm…
IT WASNT A HUMAN! IT WAS A CHOCOLATE REINDEER!! BUT IT WAS A GHOST!!!
um that might work but that part of some other story…hmmmmm…I GOT IT!
IT WAS… A HUMAN-CONTROLLER!
(You are only ment to leave one comment at a time)
On with the story.
The controller looked at me!
he said strange words amd i felt as if somone cracked an egg on my head i rubbed my eyes when i opened them i couldnt believe where i was
I was back at home with a cup of coffee in my hand
and my bff walked in and said hey there are tons of rocks on ur doorstep do ya know why
i said ????????????????
No? Well Im about to tell you anyway
I was meant to put them in the garden, but I forgot and had a dream about them…..or was it a dream? anyway they were very nice in the dream! They gave me coffee!
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM… Coffee
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Then someone (or something) stole our coffee!
I had to get it back!
so i i panicked (unimpresivlely) wait said my friends wheredo the rocks com ine,ill get to that now back to the story
It turned out someone else had survived. You will never guess who it was…
it was some controlller guy and he put me back here (where are the rocks!!!) ill get to that in a sec now on with the story
then the controller threw the rocks at me!
And The rocks mnade him there leader and not me!
Then the controller ran away to…
The Plantet mars where the rocks took over too!
Then the rocks attacked me!
I went to mercury and another tribe of rocks made me their leader and we declared war on the other rocks and the trainer
so i friend:wait howd the rocks get on ur doorstep?
*whispers*kill me
while all this was going on, the other rocks took over lots of planets
their favourite was mars because….
because it was the god of war and boy did they LOOOOVE war
then I saw a blue box…(If u read Animorphs you know where im going
)
But I don’t so you will have to explain…
OK, it will just be a blue box. I will not have anything to do with Animorphs. Just a blue box.
The blue box had candy with poo in it
I thought it was candy with chocolate in so I had some (yuck!!!)
Then I decided to give it to my trainer arch enemy
I said “here is some delisciuse chocolate candy”.
The trainer didn’t sespects anything.
he ate it but he ate all of it and he uh well he lets just say well never see him again
Unfortinatly rocks don’t forgive or forget and they launched an attack on me and my rocks!
we wen tot war and it was tough lost many poor rocks
I though “i’v had enough of this!” and decided to settle this once and for all!
so i did what i had to do im not proud of it but i did it and to this day it will haunt me
But I knew it was the right thing, so I continued with my undead life and decided to…
never speak of it again. i found a 80s lamp and rubbed it out came a genie!three wishes plz. she said. first i wished for………….
My best friend to come back to life and they were…
(Thanx for coming back, where have you been?)
so nice to grant it thoses genies second i wish that i would get a fourth wish GRANTED!said the genie the third was………
(ive been a ddicted to dizzywood latly now im not but i like it)
for my fammilty to come back too!
for my fammilty to come back too!
and finaly for my fourth wish i wished id never walked down that street that i was lazy ad didnt want to walk GRANTED!!!!!!!!!suddendly i was in my room and my fatherwas serving me tea.wow genies are useely tricky i thout wonder why he didnt trick me i tried to get up but i couldnt move my legs NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
to be continued……..
immedietly, I got a state of the art hover chair!
it was nice until i rubbed another lamp
But it was an electric lamp and my paernts thought i was crazy!
but of course out came a genie but he was different only one wish
but then it exploded and FOUR genies came out
They vowed not to trick me.
Then i wish for a box of candy.
So far so good, I wished I had a brand new ipod totch.
(We should use some of these for ruin the wish!)
then i wished i could walk
(ya)
That just left one wish, I wished for…
COFFEE!!!!
All the wushes granted, but as I realised when i acidently ran infront of a bus later that day, I was still undead, but I suppose thats ok.
(Long sentence)
so i felt like taking aother walk (hoping poo wont fall) as i walked i saw the strangest thing it was a nue (luckily i had my monsterology book wth me) as i walked quetly away i saw a baku and a genie how strange i said but i kept walking
Then a army of people doing the hockey cokey ran past me
(lol random)
strange but true so on with walkinh
Then I saw the most amazing thing ever…
IT WAS A GIANT TOWER OF COFFEE!!!!!
i wanted to drink some of it but I saw a sign that said “NO DRINKING COFFEE FROM THIS TOWER!” but I drank some of it anyways without anyone looking.
Then I was sick but the army of the hokey-cokey people cleaned it up for me and the owner of the tower said “dont say I didnt warn you” and we both laughed.
He felt sorry for me and gave me lots of free coffee beans
and i felt awsome but then… came the accident (duh duh duuuuuuuuuh)
I spilt a kettle full of hot water over myself! (that rearly did happen to me!)
(omg me too)
it was HOOOOOOT but then cam the other accident (duh! duh!duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhn!!!
The microwave exploded!
(Ouch! I spilt a cup of hot water over me when I was throwing it away in the bin
)
It exploded because I put a bomb in disguised as a coffee bean; Who did it? Was it Big Mac??(lol)
No, It was big mac’s little brother, Big M
(It hurt alot and We were going on a school adventure trip the next week, so i couldn’t go rafting)
Big M is very very evil.
then I remembered I saw someone familiar in the hockey cokey army. One of the people in it was Big M!
And another was his big brother, Big Mac!
But Big M cleared up my sick when I was sick!! Hmmm…….
(I could imagine that it hurt a lot! Once I cut my finger with a cheese knife and that hurt!)
That just left me and big mac
(I bought a poppy a few days ago for rememberence day and I stabbed myself through the chest with the pin)
we had a dance party!
lol!)
(lol funny story about my pin from my poppy- i stabbed byself in my finger (by accident), passed an electric current through it then hammered it into the science desk!
Big Mac taught me how to dance the salsa!
(I always poke myself with my compass(mathematical) and I normally stab myself with the poppy pin so I got my Mum to do it for me this year. Lol!)
Then I stood on his feet and he poured salsa over my head!
(I just stuck the poppy on with sticky tape)
I slapped him – hard!
“Get your filthy paws off me!” He said
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he slapped me harder than I slapped him
This lead into a massave slapping fight!
we fought until our hands and face were red!
after that some crazy monkeys came out of nowhere
Then the final hit…. it wiped me clean out(I passed out)
When I woke up I was in a labortry
Bodge101 and Igor were standing over me!
They explained that they were going to turn me into, a were penguin!
I screamed and made a run for it.
then the monkeys jumped on my head and pulled me back
Then big mac jumped out form behind a barrel of mutation liquid and kicked a monkey!
the mutation liquid turned me into a where penguin!
I yelled at Bodge101 and Igor “CHANGE ME BACK NOW!!!”
Des
But they told me that the change was irversable, so I picked up a barrel of mutation liquid and threw it over them.
but I didn’t know I threw the mutation liquid that made them a were penguin 385 FEET TALL!
“LETS GET OUT OF HERE!!” Big Mac yelled.
Before I knew it Big Mac and I were running out of the building as fast as we could.
Then we tripped over and got knocke out!
I am so confused about Big mac, one minuet he is my worst enemy, the next he is my best friend.
And then i died the end of a very long long story peace out lusers
But i am still undead so i cant die and the story can never end, under the kimi 07 add a sentance to the story act 2008, all rights reserved
So I let out a long wail as I wanted to die
Big mac picked me up and carried me of to who knows where
IT WAS WONDER LAND!!!
!!!!
It was amazing!!!
then i took a bite out of a cookie and the cookie was named Nathan Demers.
i found mickey the mouse there!
Then a saw a rock turn into a crab
“i never knew wonder land was magic!” i said
Big mac was skipping throgh a meadow of flowers
which was very disturbing so i went to get some coffee(yay cofffee)
I found out that i was trapped in the fourth dimention. (Where have you been this time?
I bumped into doctor who!!!
BVut it was david tennant and he quit the job!!!
He quit because I told him he was annoying! I was only joking!
I felt so bad because i had ruined dr who
To make it up t them, I made Big Mac audition for the new Doctor Who (Big Mac is an excellent actor)
He got throgh to the last three with…
Charlie Waffles and…
David Walliams
David Walliams was too comedyish so it was down to Charlie and Big Mac…..
Big Mac started dancing around in a tutu
which was,too,very disturbing.
Then Charlie got out his piano and sang his #1 hits song “I Like Corn.”
They decided that charlie should get the job and big mac went mad and started shashing everithing up
then i suddenly remembered,”wait,wonder land is magic! this means i might have a chance to stop being a where penguin!”
I tried wishing, that didnt work
i found a lamp “a genies my only hope i said” i rubbed it and i had three wishes (might as well uses the fisrst for sometin cool)
i wish i was in an hp show with daniel raddcliffe!!!!
(kimi my computer broke down thats where ive been)
big mac became so mad,he became the hulk
I wished He would calm down
then,my last wish was what I always wanted for three years.it was…(it doesn’t include coffee!)
I wished that i wasnt a were penguin
And BANG! In a flash I….i was not a were penguin, I was something more disgusting. I was a…….
Mutant snail with three eyes and giant claws
ugh i hate when they trick u!!!anyway i had to cancl my audition for hp and i went to gary for help.
Big mac came with me
Then I realised that we cant see Gary because we were stuck in the fourth dimension!!
but it was magic duh!! so i went to a lake and drank the water i turned into a beutiful/handsome girl/boy
then suddenly,a wierd thing happened…
YOU WERE HALF GIRL HALF BOY!
Today i woke up a were penguin and then i became a mutant snail now im a girl boy thing
I slithered to an other penguin to ask him why i am keep on looking different but he ran away!
then i asked god
….plz make me what ai am plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
god to;d me i needed to sort out my own probolems, so I decided too…
Ask santa clause but he said “you have been naughty so i will not help you”
then i asked goldylocks
and she said that the bears would help
They just bit me so bad, i wrappede myself in so many bandeges i could be anything!
They just bit me so bad, i wrappede myself in so many bandeges i could be anything!
so i asked the safest thing around,my soft couch!
It just said relax, take it easy.
so i did
but then then the rocks parents(boulders)got mad at me and attacked!
I was still a mutant snail so i could fight back a little
no,half girl half boy
to i used my boy side to to wrestle the boulders and my girls side to karate chop em
The boulders brok up and became sand!
but they were still alive and made a sand storm!
They turned the whole world into a giant desert!
i had to find water but then i realised i can make water i remembered long ago i fell in a moon ppoool and became a meremaid so i had three powers boiling watre moving it in air and freezing stuff!
I decided to restore the worlds oceans, but it was taking for ever!
“this is all the soft couch’s fault,” i thought.
hey i heard that he said!!
“don’t worry,” he continued “i will put everything right”
YEAH RIGHT i said “you just wait and see ill do it myself”
“well,if you’re REALLY sure,i’ll just diserpear and never come back,”said the couch.
“NO, don’t do that,” I said!
“then what do you need me for?!?!?” said the couch.
“help me” I said
Suddenly the boulders started rolling towards me. I had no chance, unless…….
i jumpes behind trhe couch and the boulders cause no harm to me or him “THANK YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUSCH OMG OM GOMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
the couch siad,”wait a minute,you said you didn’t need me! NOW I’M CONFUSED!”.
“but now i saved you i expect a good reward,” it told me.
“i must be insane here,a talking couch?”,i thought.
“I can’t just talk, I can read minds too!” he said
cool!”anyway uuuuuumm i heard that there was a love seat who liked you can that be the reward”?
“hmmm, ok!” He looked happy
so ill leave yo two love birds alone while i go find gary
I looked everywhere
even in the place where nowon goes
then i thought i’d go to china to look for him
He was in a resteraunt in Hong Kong eating Duck Char Sui
i was a bout to say hi when a wird panda named po started attacking everyone
He was eating Bamboo
so i grabbed gary and ran to a place called the giant magnificent awsome shack
And we bought a drill, a giant bar of chocolate and some pine cones
gary put them all together and made…
a very sticky pokey ultra drill
And it hurt when you use it!!
but it worked and we found ourselves in the life of sabrina the teenage witch
for at least 5 seconds, then e spent five seconds in various other tv shows
until we ended up at the dizzywood tv station
then we started staring in tv shows
we saw nothing so made an embarrassing show bye accident it was filming and it spreadf throughout dizzywood,cp,poptropica,planet cazmo,neopets,nicktropolis and all the other worlds
big mac’s brother, Big Tastey, was a TV producer and aired it for us
we became stars but then came the (aaaaaaaahhhh) papparazzi
Followed by the pepperoni!
(Ruthrose, what Email adress do you use for wordpress I need it to make you admin, then you can be part of the Kimi07 team!!!)
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They chased us all the way to Brazil
in brazil,there was ten billion crickets in war chasing us!
we ran to peru, where we rode llamas
but somone took a bit of the peruvien death pepper
(“Edited out by Kimi for security reasons”)
Which caused terrible pain, but i still couldnt die.
(There is something wrong with your wordpress account. Can u make another one plz?)
omg i forgot uuuuuuuuuummm i uuuuuuuuuhhhh tanukiiiiii!!!!!!
so i went to italy
Where i ate pizza
(Is tanuki your wordpress name?)
and got cuuuuuuuute italien outfits
(no hes like my wordpress supervisor he made my account and i neeeeeeeeed him)
Butt he outfits were made out of goat skin…
(am i boing it right? lol)
that were itchy and harry
We traveled to venice and bought a house
(Email him!)
But the horse bucked at my face and i had to get surgury in russia
( Ruth do you know his email? )
(I THINK)
and they transfered me to a hospital in atlantis
were a huy wityh a beard did surgury on my face.
(Do you know or dont know, cuz i might be able tog et it? Try going to his blog he might be there.)
I walked away with four arms.
(Yeah, try it)
and thne they turned into crabs
(hhis blog was deleted btw tijo have you seen him lately)
which tasted great
but thn i got sick
This time i didn’t eat the sick though
yay me
(this is comment 3386!
(Cool)
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I caught a spaceship to the planet dantoine where i trained as a jedi (unexpected twist
and faced darth vador(or dark vader)
I defeted him and returned home to find…
a muffin
ina box
“eat me!” the muffin said
so i did. after i ate the muffin,i instintly popped up in a place called…
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Wally Burger World Home of the Wally Wally Shake!
I ate burgers and drank shakes
(Plz vote for me on the admin contest at http://www.bodge101.wordpress.com I can only win if you vote for me!)
But the shake had poison in it!!!!
(I voted for you……more than once……..)
I didn’t notice until it was too late!
(Thanx, bodge is trying to not look like he is biused for me, by being biused againsed me! aka he said i can’t be the one he automatcly saves because it will look like he was biused, so the only way i can win is trought votes)
but luckily,a smart docter came and saved my life
he gave me a bottle of medicene, which could cure anything
exept poisen but wait im still immortal but the poisen gave a good aftertaste nvm doc
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So i started yelling at the dr. for giving me this “potion”!
i started to feel dizzy
turned out it was a surgery potion it knowcked me out for 8 hours
when i awoke i found that I…
…had a zit,NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
so i decided to freeze it off with hydrogen!
But it just got biger and redder and uglyer!!!g
not good, i tried cutting it off!
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but then it grew back
it was no use
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So then I went to make a wish.org and then…
A dark hooded vigure appeared
he said that is no ordanary zit the only way to get rid of it is to………
make him dance,so i started juggling apples,eating cream pie,doing the tango with a stuffed toy,balancing my nose on a unicicle,and dressing up like a puffle ALL at once!
wait it wasnt dance it was laugh
it finally went and the hooded guy vanished
my zite was gone but i found that my face had turned into……..
a gaint computer screen
people started typing on me and i seid and did embarrasuing stuff like sned an email to everyone saying*insert name* is in love with barney!!
do i ever win?
nope
Then you turned into a cp person and parteyed all night long!
then i morphed into a runescape person
i then got trasnported to poptropica.com (try it its fun)
then to animal crossing, where i worked in tom nook’s shop
then to nicktropolis
(poptropica rocks ruthrose!)
Then all of a sudden i was back in the normal world!
Weaid!
dimention hopping is so cool
but i stepped in the middle of a rhino fight!!they were running at each other andi fi i didnt move id be a pancake!!but wait MY FEET ARE STUCK!!!!
but i was undead so wen they rammed in to me they went throw me! then i got some coffie!
with no sugar!!!!!!SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAHAHAHAH o wait here it is………………THATS SALT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAHAHAHAH
I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im craving caffine so bad!
i found coffee land!
where i found….. A GIANT COFFE!!!!!
i drank it then went to my goodbye party but unffortunetly NOWON SHOW UP!!!
and i got SO mad i became a monster!!
and i ate people
but a rocket came and took me into outer space
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Once I stopped speaking in Alien Tongue, I went to my Grandma’s house and,..
asked he for more COFFEE!
and she gave me coffee…..WHIT SALT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
” eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww its ment to be sugr grandmah!” i exclaimed!
but she said she did put shuger in it so i looked at the jars and the labels where switched but she added MORE salt and more and more.
soo i dried up like a snail (Theese spam comments need deleting)
so it took me three days to slither to the door and when i got out side some french freak scooped me up and said “Aaah dees weell make make a fine deesh”